Why guitars are a lot like girls

For a guitarist, the guitar has become more than just an instrument, it has somewhat become part of their body. However I realized the are a couple of similarities between guitars and girlfriends.

• When you get them, you felt extremely happy, just like a new girlfriend.
• A good looking guitar makes you stand out from the others, just like having a pretty lady by your side.
• You take care of them with the same respect to your girlfriends ( This varies with everyone, depends on how you take care of your stuff).
• Both delivers maximum satisfaction (maybe not sexual, but pleasure still).
• Beginners will get sore fingers after done playing them ( Extreme!)
  
• You just want to hold them in your hands and never let go.
• Both requires high level of maintenance ( Guitars need to change strings, oil fretboard, clean pickups, hardware, etc.)
• Both make a very nice sound when you're playing them ( ha ha you get what I mean)..
• You often tend to cheat a lot on both of them ( Playing with other people's stuff).
• Polygamy is very popular ( I myself have 4 'wives')
• You always find yourself searching for a new one ( gettin bored with the old one).
• The good ones cost a lot.
• The rare and unique ones are always sought after.
• Like a girl, a guitar will nag ( sound bad ) if you don't do the right stuff.
• And most of all, both of them mean a lot to you. When you've got hold of the right one, you just want to hold tight and never let go.